Finish above Tottenham - Whats wrong with people

Submitted by basildon-iron on 8 May, 2008 - 12:38.
All I've heard banded around on here for months now is "I'll be happy as long as we finish above tottenham". Is there anyone who can actually explain to me what the eff eff* it matters if we finish higher or lower than s*urs? So lets forget everything bad about this season and all shout from the rooftops that we might finish higher than tottenham...i'm sorry but to my mind its absolutly mindless...who gives a eff eff* where tottenham finish...Pardon me for not getting excited if all i've got going into the summer is bragging rights over Spuds fans...wopedee f*cking doo...lets see who finishes next year!
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Submitted by old skool pete on 11 May, 2008 - 16:00.
Did you hear the whole of Upton Park ROAR when @ the end of full time the man on the P.A announced Spares had lost 2~0. . . I S`pose we`re all wrong `eh??? COYWonderfulIrons
Submitted by WestHamTiliDie on 11 May, 2008 - 17:07.
And Pete the whole ground stood and sang if you hate tottscum stand up, if you hate tottscum stand up when it was started by the Bobby Moore's, even the Villa fans stood up and sang too; BRILLIANT ~ West Ham 49 points and 10th tottscum 46 points and 11th nectar
Submitted by old skool pete on 11 May, 2008 - 17:26.
HAHA!!! Brilliant, & Very Funny!!! Did the fans finally get some acknowledgement from Curbs??? I was listening on~line & we were Very loud, COYLargerThanLifeIrons
Submitted by WestHamTiliDie on 11 May, 2008 - 17:34.
He got a polite round of applause on the start of the lap of honour. A very good day in the sunshine, played some good football first half and late second, not a bad result. I am most definately renewing next term CAN'T WAIT. Hope to see you Pete on the Claret n Blue marches COME ON YOU GLORIOUS IRONS
Submitted by old skool pete on 11 May, 2008 - 17:48.
I F8CKING LOVE WESTHAM!!! COYBeautifulIrons
Submitted by middleeasternhammer on 11 May, 2008 - 16:02.
I call for Asperger's Syndrome!
Submitted by old skool pete on 11 May, 2008 - 16:09.
Aspergers. . . Isn`t that an Aphrodisiac??? COYHornyDevilIrons
Submitted by middleeasternhammer on 11 May, 2008 - 16:11.
I guess so...I'll research more later...The frontman from The Vines (BEST ROCK BAND IN THE WORLD) has it. *shrugs*....Horny Devil Irons? Awkward much, Old Skool Pete?
Submitted by old skool pete on 11 May, 2008 - 16:16.
Sorry, I meant Asparagus!!! COYKeepUpIrons
Submitted by Aycliffe Hammer on 11 May, 2008 - 15:33.
Not often that I cheer on the Mickey's but 1-0 to the Pool C'mon
Submitted by moore2come on 11 May, 2008 - 15:39.
I dislike both teams in equal amounts after dealing with so many Mickey's in Oz, but as one of them has something to lose, c'mon you Reds
Submitted by godfather on 10 May, 2008 - 18:56.
the reason why i wanna come above spuds is because ive got money riding on it and so have most of the other fans hoping for us to come higher
Submitted by isaac on 10 May, 2008 - 11:21.
Unfortunately the way the backend of our season panned out this rather pathetic goal of wanting to finish above the spuds is all we have left. I hope next year to finish above many other teams and not just the spuds...It would'nt really bother me if they finished above us if we were 4 or 5 places higher but for this term it'll have to do...Forever blowing bubbles..Isaac..
Submitted by WestHamTiliDie on 10 May, 2008 - 08:38.
What's wrong with wanting to finish above any other of the 19 teams in the prem, especially one who are bitter rivals? If it wasn't for rivalry in the game it wouldn't be so exciting; travelling with the away fans and giving stick to the opposing fans on their own manor is a fantastic part of supporting your club, who ever that happens to be. Tottscum are hated by most West Ham fans (in the footballing rivalry sense) that’s why our derby matches are so good, I thought all of that went without saying to West Ham SUPPORTERS, we are the tottscum haters……….
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 10 May, 2008 - 09:17.
You have missed the point of the post. The point is that success is being measured in an absurd way. Finishing above Tottenham is masking the ineptitude of our performance this season. And as I say below, they don't give a toss cos they have actually won something! "We are the tottscum haters" because we are jealous of them! Do we hate Orient?
Submitted by old skool pete on 10 May, 2008 - 18:50.
Fanny, Me thinks you have missed the point me ol` son, we know we`ve been crap crappy flip flop flaps for the latter part of this season, BUT, We Are The Tottscum Haters!!! COYLetsFinishAboveSparesFFSIrons
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 10 May, 2008 - 20:11.
I'm not a Tottenham hater and that is not the point of this forum Pete. Read it again! And as for WHTID, look at the childish glee at the use of that childish phrase. I tought supporting West Ham was about supporting West Ham, not hating Tottenham. As I ask elsewhere, do we hate Orient? Nope. Who do Tottenham hate most, us or Arsenal? It is envy pure and simple. Every time you and others parade this hatred you are confirming that you recognise that Tottenham are the bigger and better team. Why give them that resect? Why big them up? Why let them know that they are in a league above us, even though they are in the same division? Sad. Silly. Senseless. I agree with Bas, it is totally irrelevant if we finish above them, they are in Europe and we aint, and they have another trophy to polish, we don't. No wonder you and WHTID are so envious!
Submitted by Denbighammer on 11 May, 2008 - 14:29.
Childish? One word - TURDS.
Submitted by old skool pete on 10 May, 2008 - 20:22.
Get A Life, Jeez You`re so anal!!! Just having a little giggle Fanny, I`m not jealous of any other team, if I was to be jealous of a London team then why aren`t I jealous of Arsenal??? they play some of the most attractive football lb for lb in the Prem, Or Chel$ki, they`re in a Champions League Final, Or even Fulham, they`re fighting for they`re lives & making it a totally thrilling ride!!! You`ll never know why it`s important(ish) for us to finish above them &, unfortunately, it`s not something you can be taught. . . So let`s just leave it there, C`Mon You Wonderful Irons
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 10 May, 2008 - 20:27.
Good question with an easy answer, you can't be jealous of the impossible, you're always jealous of those who should be in reach but aint. In this case, no so much a case of trying to keep up with the Joneses as trying to keep up with the Judases! Let this hatred go Pete. It will get you nowhere. In fact, it got you banned from Upton Park!
Submitted by old skool pete on 10 May, 2008 - 20:40.
No it didn`t, me being a prat did, many many years ago. I don`t hate anyone, "We Are The Tottscum Haters" is meant with no more malice than most northern teams telling me "We Hate Cockneys" Or being told where to stick me bubbles!!! lol, It`s just banter, pure & simple, you`re in "Pinch Of Salt" land Fanny, & you don`t seem to know what to do, Do you REALLY take it all seriously then??? I`ve spent 90+ minutes bouncing about giving it to the opposition supporters, then the final whistle blows & I`m chatting to the bloke who I was just abusing, (& he abusing me) whilst walking back to me car!!! It`s all pantomime, I don`t know why you`re getting it twisted because most of us want to finish above Spares, It`s not jealousy Fanny, @ least, not for me!!! COYDon`tGetItTwistedIrons
Submitted by WestHamTiliDie on 10 May, 2008 - 18:59.
YEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
Submitted by HamTastic on 9 May, 2008 - 10:52.
My personal reason is the fact that all the Spud fans i have ever spoke to or had the unfortunate pleasure of having to work with, are by far the most arogant self involved and totally blinkerd fans that walk this planet. This season has been toilet, although better than last in regards the position we are in. So with that said if we finish above those low life horrible sh*t sucking slime slimebags bags that think they are the best team in the world then it will be a very needed respite from the sh*t the season has been. COYClutchingAtStrawsIrons
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 8 May, 2008 - 20:37.
Careful Bas! It is the be all and end all surely? I mean, my best mate supports the Cockyfools and I can't wait to gloat when we finish tenth and they finish eleventh! I will, of course, put my fingers in my ears and sing La La La very loudly when he replies with, "What about the points gained in 2008?" and "Who won a major cup competition this season?" and "Who is in Europe next season?" and "Who has a manager with a proven track record of winning things?" and "Who has just bought one of the best midfield players in Europe?" and "How many goals did you score at home this season?" and "How many points head start did we give you this season?" and "How many current internationals do you have in your team, not counting no mark nations like Wales, Northern Ireland and Australia" and "How much did you spend in the last transfer window?" and "Who took 4 points in the head to head games and who took one?" and "Who won 5-1 over the two legs?" and the killer, "When was the last time you actually won anything?" We finished tenth, La La La. F8cking humiliating or what?
Submitted by WrightyShanghai on 10 May, 2008 - 09:46.
this is the whole reason it will make me happy. they will bang on about all this shite you have mentioned and we still finished above them. Simple.
Submitted by windowblocker on 9 May, 2008 - 12:59.
Seem to remember Northren Ireland beating England last time out, give Linda a break sure didn't old Best line out for them. Ronaldo may have broken his goals record but Best would have drank him under the table. If a player is good, I wouldn't care who he played for on the international stage.
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 9 May, 2008 - 18:11.
But would The Beatle get into the England team? Or be picked for Croatia? Or Bulgaria? Or even Scotland or the Republic of Ireland? And that's before Oneday starts to sign Spaniards!
Submitted by JACK COLLISON on 9 May, 2008 - 18:31.
Yes, he would start for Republic of Ireland. If you think West Ham have played badly this season you should see the Ireland matches for the last couple of years!
West Ham Till I Die
COYIrishHammers!
Submitted by basildon-iron on 9 May, 2008 - 12:39.
sorry fanno i forgot that i must shout from the roof tops if we finish above tottenham. What a succesful year we've had cant wait to gloat to everyone about how good we are if we finish tenth!!
Submitted by Aycliffe Hammer on 8 May, 2008 - 20:44.
As much as it hurts Fanno I have to say that you are pretty much spot on. I'm still looking for us to win on Saturday and to finish above them especially with a 2-1 victory then there might be a slight chance of me getting one of your forums up, can you guess which one?
Submitted by old skool pete on 8 May, 2008 - 20:46.
I can!!! BTW, It`s Sunday
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 8 May, 2008 - 20:51.
No, that's the Turds master plan. Turn up a day early and we are bound to win! "OK lads, there's no opposition out there so pinch a goal and then defend the lead for the rest of the game! Deano, once we've scored, you're off and The Wank is on. Sh1t though, we've got so many centre halves out injured I'm still worried Villa might score!"
Submitted by old skool pete on 8 May, 2008 - 20:53.
Yeah it`ll probably end up a draw!!! COYDefendFromTheFrontIrons
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 8 May, 2008 - 20:57.
LOL - Green kicks it from hand, hit's Lucas on his lard arse, rebounds into net. Cole and LBM miss thirty open goals and Turds comes out after the game and says, "It was the injuries, the fans have to understand!"
Submitted by Aycliffe Hammer on 8 May, 2008 - 20:48.
Just checking you are still awake!
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 8 May, 2008 - 20:46.
Predicted scores?
Submitted by Dave Bull on 8 May, 2008 - 17:27.
Not worried too much about S**rs, i just want us to do the Villa! If that means we stay tenth and finish above S**rs then i will take that as a bonus. COYlookforanythingpositiveIrons!!!
Submitted by windowblocker on 8 May, 2008 - 17:19.
It's all we have left to salvage from the season and I think it would be great to finish above the spuds. Remember the four nil game and they were chanting lets all laugh at west ham.
Submitted by clare15 on 8 May, 2008 - 15:14.
I just want to add that the higher a club finishes in the league the more money they get,finishing above S***s would just be a bonus. CJ
Submitted by Apache Indian Hammer on 8 May, 2008 - 14:02.
It does matter to a lot of people, the reason might be financial or just pride as they our nearest Prem rivals and many of us know, live next to and work with or are even related to S***s fans! However, I'm sure it's a contextual thing. We have nothing else to play for. Apart from the odd 'odd' soul, I'm sure everyone would much rather us be fighting for a European position, but that hasn't been our case for months now. It's not a barometer of fans expectations for next season. Like you said, let's see what happens next season.
Submitted by davefking on 8 May, 2008 - 13:19.
I'm with you on this one Basil, and no-one has given me a sound reason for some peoples inordinate hatred of Tottenham. Millwall I can get my head round and also Chelsea, as most decent fans want it to be known that you can't just BUY success. Tottenham? very strange. But as it happens, I do have a monetary reason with a couple of Spud work colleagues for finishing above them. And that's the only reason.
Submitted by e8hammer on 8 May, 2008 - 13:13.
I dont think any1 is extremely proud to say this season we fiished above S***s but seeing as this season has been so crap crappy klint then it does give us one last thing to do.. I will still say i hope we beat villa and keep S***s in the bottom half of the table.
Submitted by WrightyShanghai on 8 May, 2008 - 13:11.
very strange post indeed...
Submitted by basildon-iron on 8 May, 2008 - 17:06.
Whats strange about it? I dont see a reason that so many people think its that important that we finish above tottenham, it seems pretty embarrasing to me that the majority of people will go round at the end of the season (if we finsih above tottenham of course) giving it the large one because we finished a couple of points above a team who are our so called rivals, why? just because they're another london club? To me it rather reaks of desperation just for a bit of a bragging right, doesn't it seem childish and a bit petulent to you?
Submitted by WrightyShanghai on 10 May, 2008 - 09:51.
do you remember about 11 months ago, whereby you couldn't fill you car up, go to the library, do some shopping, without some S***s fan saying they were gonna break the top 4. I got sick of it. Therefore, will be glad to say they are the 4th best team in London.