Correction. The Truth About Anton - Plus 44%!

Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 19 May, 2008 - 22:35.
How about this guys, in our near relegation season (2006/07) Anton played in EVERY game that we won. In none of the seven league game that he missed did we get a victory! Nor was he in the team that lost 3-0 to Palermo, nor was he in the team that crashed out of the cup to Watford. Dave himself calls Ferdinand's win percentage that season at 44%, and overall the team had a win ratio of just 31% for the whole season. Looked at one way, that is a net difference folks of 13% - and that was in the Premiership Dave! Looked at another way, we had a win ratio of 0% when Anton wasn't playing and of 44% when he was! That is some difference! It gets better still. Anton also played in ALL our drawn league games that season except the 3-3 home draw against Fulham, which is not really a result a defender would want to associate himself with. So EVERY point we gained except for one in that disasterous season was gained with Ferdinand IN the team! We thought it was Tevez, Neill and Noble who saved us! Well the facts show that Ferdinand was absolutely key to our survival. Had we won 44% of all our games (the ratio of victories when Ferdinand was IN the team), we would have ended the season with 50 points (one more than this season!) without drawing any games. So Dave, explain that if you can! Fat Arsed Tosser is he? well without that Fat Arsed Tosser we would have been in the Fizzy Pop this season without question!
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Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 5 July, 2008 - 11:10.
Dave, can you PLEASE explain why this happened if Anton is such a FAT ARSED TOSSER?
Submitted by WestHamTiliDie on 5 July, 2008 - 11:13.
Who's doubling up on posts just for the sake of it now?
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 5 July, 2008 - 11:16.
Mois. Still awaiting a reply! Have you never rung BT back after they ignored your first, second, third, fourth and fifth calls? Dave, all I want is an explanation!
Submitted by WestHamTiliDie on 5 July, 2008 - 11:19.
B/T I never get past the " press one for this, press 2 for that" shit; It goes on for ages, life's too short
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 5 July, 2008 - 11:23.
Try TalkTalk - they play you bleedin' poetry! Roger "I'm an unfunny Scouse git" McGuff reciting pathetic puns. Still, it gave me the opportunity to say "F8ck off" and put the phone down on the scouse apology for a poet.
Submitted by asheshammer on 25 May, 2008 - 08:33.
I agree. Why not add: Whose header beat United this year? Anton on his day is as good as any defender in the Prem. Sure he has some off days, too. But he's still maturing. I don't see why so many fans give him stick, he's a West Ham Academy product, and he can be one of the greats. Let's try and hold on to him, please.
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 27 May, 2008 - 00:27.
Agree 100%
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 25 May, 2008 - 08:18.
Dave, still awaiting a considered response! Thinking of writing to the board to point this stat out, along with Anton's plus 5% contribution since he came in to the team. I, personally, don't want Turds' blinkered short sightedness to lose us a key player, especially for £3m to Liverpool or the Cockyfools if the rumours are to be believed. Anyway Dave, how do you explain West Ham's success with Anton in the team and their failure when he isn't?
Submitted by old skool pete on 21 May, 2008 - 18:13.
Question. . . Why hasn`t DaveFKing added to this thread??? Is that the sweet smell of Victory I smell. . . COYKnowWhenYaBeatIrons
Submitted by moore2come on 21 May, 2008 - 22:04.
Back b4 the new season Pete. COYCANTSTAYAWAYIrons!!
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 21 May, 2008 - 22:01.
LOL I sure hope it is not the smell of defeat! I bet the skid marks in Anelka's and Terry's shorts don't smell too pleasant! Anelka misses! Perfect!
Submitted by basildon-iron on 20 May, 2008 - 11:57.
ha ha ha fanno do the words dog and bone mean anything to you? (And i'm not talking cockney rhyming slang)
Submitted by Giga on 20 May, 2008 - 12:04.
Is his missus complaining about his lack of performance? :S
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 21 May, 2008 - 22:58.
It's me who is complaining, the old dog keeps chewing on my bone! Thank God she wears dentures!
Submitted by e8hammer on 20 May, 2008 - 10:49.
he is also only going to get better. Him and Upson did have a great partnership at one point this season too.
Submitted by Giga on 19 May, 2008 - 23:08.
Its far too late for statistics :\
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 19 May, 2008 - 23:11.
But amazing nevertheless! Read it in the morning and marvel at what it reveals!
Submitted by Giga on 19 May, 2008 - 23:16.
Lol that you think im a morning person. Im unemployed mate :P
Submitted by Giga on 20 May, 2008 - 11:05.
Dude i just now woke up :P
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 20 May, 2008 - 15:50.
Lazy sod! You won't get a job like that!