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Guess Their JobSubmitted by Themanfromdelmonte on 21 May, 2008 - 16:09.
We know Davefking is a printer, Fanno a Rocket Engineer cum English Teacher,Giga is unemployed ( boy I wish Curbs was, but that's another story or forum),Hayden is a student, so lets start a competition to guess regular users jobs and hopefully they will interact by giving clues. This could be a killer forum or could die on it's feet. It's up to you folks!
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Uhm, why does my
Uhm, why does my unemployed..ness? Get advertised on this forum, I haven't signed on because i wanna be able to abuse scousers still without being called a hypocrit. Got a job starting Tuesday ;)
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I know that Delmonte works with kids.....he rents his gut out as a bouncy castle at weekends!!
Curbs out!
Son how dare you disrespect your old man on your first post! I might have a beer belly at the moment but I can lose it by going on the Adkins, but having inherited your mums fat arse unlike me your problem is permanent so it's you who can earn extra dosh hiring your back-side as a bouncy castle! LMNSFAO... (Laughing My Not So Fat Arse Off)!!!
(This is a clue to my Job aswell) Adkins is a very dangerous diet to be on, come to wear I work and I'll help you lose your beer gut. (Sounds stuuupid I know, but hey!)
I actually did a Google on delmonte months ago thinking it was some exotic place in Italy or South of France and found out it was a tinned food company. So I'd say he works in the offices of Del Monte Produce (as he is on the computer during working hours) whilst part time collecting dodgy brown envelopes in the vicinity of the rich in Abridge for planning permissions in the murky depths of night. Am I close? ;-)
Get real Dave..my financial gratuities get paid into my Off Shore account in Del Monte Mexico which is where I get my name from?
That wouldn't be Real del Monte (or Mineral del Monte). You know, the one thats 8800 feet above sea level in Central Mexico would it? Is that the Off Shore one you meant?
A job..... yes I remember that; and then I discovered WestHamfans.org. The treatment is voluntary but it leaves very little time for cyberspeak, hope you are all well and enjoying the silly season.
All right me ole' mateys regardless of income/occupation we all seem to have a passion and thats what makes us so special. My occupation does involve aerospace and not whirlybirds..RB211's are more my bag..as for the rest of the claret and blue army, well if we get back to Europe then one way or another my hand will be involved in getting you abroad..(and on your hols.).Looking forward to next term and meeting up on many away days with all you boys and hope some new faces can make it to..forever blowing the biggest f**king claret and blue bubbles ever..Isaac........
You know what? Only football could bring this diverse range of people together...
You are so right KP, but this site has a lot to do with it. Old Skool Pete he got me off my arse and back enjoying the away games again. Thanks mate!!! Ive also met up with Aycliffe and his lads and Isaac with his, top blokes. Ive talked with Barking Mad Steve and WHTID on the phone and just missed them at the Reebok for a prematch pint(next season hopefully lads) and Fanno who never seems to get a lift to the game. May even meet up with Dave and show him if he comes up my way, what a real pint of cider tastes like! Hopefully i will meet a few more of you posters next season, No matter what job you've got, were all C&B brothers. Thanks WestHamFans.org. COYgettoknowyoubetterIrons!!!
Well said Bully & Isaac, already looking forward to plenty of away days next season with a couple of new grounds to visit.
Nice one David, I can`t wait for next season, I foresee much mischief making & merriment, regardless of the football!!! I got me new away top today, I`m still not totally taken with it but I still had to have one. . . It`s the LAW!!! COYCan`tWaitForNextSeasonIrons
Cheeky bugger! Proper local pub cider mate, out of the tap Stowfords Press, Thatchers Gold and Black Rat are our local brews. The only problem is you will have to go home and back to Strongbow, SHAME!
Anyone guess my job? (I do have a real one)
Irons Germany - United Nations Ambassador for Peace and Reconciliation Amongst All Peoples of the World. How are you mate?
LOL That's why you are the United Nations Ambassador for Peace and Reconciliation. Do I give a f8ck how you are? Well, I suppose not but manners never hurt anybody.
Well if you're right in your assumption don't expect me to put in any overtime where you're concerned. I've been enjoying our radio silence since 'that post' so don't go spoiling things now Fanny. You've already succeeded in taking all the fun out of this site for me, so just leave it at that.
Because I enjoy reading what other people write. WHTID, Old Skool, Aycliffe, Bully, Apache, Collison, KingPaulo, TMFD, the Aussie boys, Hayden, Phippsy, and many other completely unconditional Hammers who just LOVE this club and DO know their footy. I don't need to find fault in something I dearly love . . . . Quite frankly my C&B goggles do me the world of good! It's just a shame that every time one of your numerous posts turns up, those goggles get smeared with lillywhite & navy blue sh1te.
Moore2come - barman in Earls Court!
Lots of students on here, I guessing Aycliffe is some sort of Lord of the manor and collects his income from tourists going round his estate?
I must admit M2C they are very good at settling up, as for the gifts for some reason Lady Aycliffe looks after the Rabbits all by herself!! COYThinkaboutitIrons!
Apache Indian - Hair dresser. Oops, there goes another scalp!
Dave is a farmer! Delmonte has an office job but I don't have a clue doing what! Aycliffe has a really well paid job probably the manager of a company. Issac is a pilot! HF1 is a bin man! He's only covering up is job by saying he's a rocket engineer and that IMTD is a bin man.
Barking Mad Steve - Scarecrow in a turnip field! : } Imthedaddy - dustcart driving estate agent. WHTID - Digs ditches. Dave Bull - well we know. Need an estimate mate!
your a rocket engineer ? WOW..I kind of figured you as a engineer..for some reason I waas leaning more tword civil engineer (major urban development that sort of thing)
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