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Iceland & West Ham

Submitted by Themanfromdelmonte on 28 August, 2008 - 21:02.
You can buy one get one free like the Zamora sale with Pantsil thrown in or you can have cash back like Ljungberg. BG has had his assets frozen and has a load of prawns in tow and doesn't want to shell out any more. Something fishing is going on as the club are finding hard to makes ends meat. Deano has shed pounds because he isn't eating Pizza's any more. Terry Brown was caught with his fish fingers in the till. Eggys have sold out and when the chips are down you need to milk everything you can get otherwise you can get into Dyer straits! Anton & Rio are their Mother's Pride but left for more bread and Neill is the wAnchor of the team and wants his cake and eat it. You need 5 a day so do not forget your Green's. If you're a vegetarian try the Linda McCartney range if not it would be Noble of you to buy Bowyer's pork pies and sausages which taste great with Hines sauce. LBM is passed his sell by date and should be frozen out of the team. See if you can keep this going! LOL
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Saw Curbs in Iceland the
Submitted by Aycliffe Hammer on 29 August, 2008 - 09:38.
Saw Curbs in Iceland the other DAY and apologised for being a nosey PARKER but I really wanted to have a chat with him and to tell him to keep his chin UP-SON. Even though a growing army of fans wanted him to do the NOBLE thing and go I cheered him up by saying that they would have to NEIL at his feet by the end of the season! He continued to WALKER round the shop and was MULLEN over a DAVEN PORT which I had recommended to him. I told him if he was to BELL AMY my Wife she would suggest an alternative but would cost him a bit of cASH, TON was what I believed we paid. Curbs thanked me and was on his way but turned round and said that he hoped all the DICKS that were hounding him out the Club would change their SONG and give him a chance to come aCROSS and become a legend like HURST, PETERS & MOORE!
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Well if we are going into
Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 29 August, 2008 - 09:44.
Well if we are going into history, I go there for my mINCE! This could get silly. Good effort Del and Aycliffe but the puns are getting strained! So I won't shop there cos there's nowhere to Parkes.
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The difference between Curbs
Submitted by Themanfromdelmonte on 29 August, 2008 - 09:51.
The difference between Curbs and Kerry Katona is they both squander money and have a face like a slapped arse. He has bags under his droopy eyes she has them under her arms and droopy tits and p*ss flaps( Steve BACON should take a photograph of them together for negative publicity purposes!
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her flaps?
Submitted by Irons Germany on 29 August, 2008 - 09:53.
her flaps?
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