West Ham Fans

I hate ANYTHING from Totshit, Manspew, Chelscum, the Mickey Mousers and Gobshite tossers like you Fonnob! West Ham are my team an' I fkn luvvem'! So now that I've established myself as the Grand Master of your pathetic little idea of a dig at us non-scum real fans who have no desire to slag our team off, can we please move on. You included Sh1t fer brains. Go to Spamfud Bridge and preach to the prawn sandwiches . . . main thing is you manage to fk off from this, and any other Hammers site and preach your dross to someone who gives a fk.

Do not promote yourself Himmler. You are not the Grand Master, you are just one of the hoodies, a particularly unsavoury one it must be said, so much so that you have even given three cheers for the Final Solution in the past on this site, but nevertheless just a hoodie. I suspect you lack the brains to actually pull the whole thing together. More of the jackboot thug type actually, looking to put that boot in at every opportunity and clicking your heels as the true Grand Wizard enters the room. But you have got the patter off to a T bruv - those insults, so original, I fkn luvvem! Another entry card to the Klan, to know our secret, oh so funny, language. Lets all fkn talk the Klan patter and call anyone who disagrees with us Chelscum, Manspew, Totshit and...Fonnob???? Fanknob perhaps? I will put that one down to a typo.

No Fanny, you are a nob! I don't make typos! I call it when I see it. You are funny tho. BTW, is that your petticoat I can smell, or is the rest of the Klan laughing that hard?

Unusual for you to be paying Fanno compliments IG; a "nob" is short for a member of the nobility, perhaps the prince of darkness was what you were thinking.

No, in truth he touches the peak of his cap when he crosses my path. All this ranting is just a pretence, he knows who his master is really!

okay fonnob it is! A and O are transposable yau orsehale! Must be my petticoat you can smell, it's that time of the month and I can't believe the whole Klan have been eating sardines!

So who are the two then. . . FYI, it`s intellectuals, twat

LOL Well EMO is me so the other one, with the help of Dictionary On Line, must be you!!!!!! There I am, marching out in front of the Klan, hammering away on my little tin drum! Oops no, the one that never grows up and stays the same height as he was when he threw himself down the stairs must be davefking!

Then He smiled at me, pa rum pum pum pum Me and my drum. rum pum pum pum, rum pum pum pum, COYLittleDrummerBoyIrons

I was thinking more of Gunter Grass but yes, if you like! Now, did I spell intellectals incorrectly to flush you out????

Nah, you just f8cked up!!! COYYou`reNotThatSmartIrons

The most sensible post today. Gonna go and refill my beer glass again, Cliffe and Pete, i suggest the same. ***ching ching***

Thing is, Pete was in on the joke! Catch up mate!

But you're not Pete, you're their mascot, the happy go lucky drummer boy at the front of the marching Klan! But ehen you pause in the beating of your drum, you do listen to other's opinions and don't try to shout down opposing views. You argue sometimes, sometimes you get almost angry, but there is not a sense of vitriol and hatred. You call me a Spud and I take it as a joke, which is how it is intended. That's not true with the Klan.

Boa~Morte Will be a legend!!! That`s gotta get me in!!! COYI`mGonnaEndUpGettingSectioned@ThisRateIrons

it was a great try - but you kept smiling when you said it!!!!!!!!! Mind you, claiming that keeper had a blinder was a very good shout!

Most of us speak good about West Ham because it is our club. The reason I joined this site & started to contribute was it was good to have a chat with fellow Hammers about all things West Ham. Is it a surprise Fanno that when someone has a dig at your club that we jump in to defend it. To me you always defend the things you love and for me that's my Family, Friends and yes my Football club. I like Wrighty have asked you to name the "Klan" members and you said I wasn't one but did not name who was . I tell you what and I will name a couple you are obviously digging at.I would rather stand with the likes of IG, OSP, WHTID and others in this "Klan" if it means being accused of seeing things good about your club. Like most of us older Hammers on here I don't think everything is actually rosy in the West Ham garden and certain things have changed forever but one thing that will never change for us is that deep rooted passion of supporting West Ham and funny enough that's what we actually like to do!!

I certainly do not include OSP in the Klan as I state above. Passionate support of west Ham is not a qualification. Vitriolic opposition to any criticism of West Ham is the card of entry. The Klan would ultimately close down this site because if they had their way, there would be no debate. We are West Ham till they die. End of. No point in saying anything else. Rest in Peace Westhamfans.org.

Sorry Bruv but it looks like your application has been rejected! Never mind you can stick to being the drummer boy for the time being!

One day in the future we will be going to watch Westham play in the Boa~Morte Upper stand!!! Am I in??? COYIWannaBeInTheKlanIrons

It would have to be ten stories up to in some way represent a typical LBM shot on goal! And no, you have to call me a Spud and MEAN it for disagreeing with you! You could start a forum calling for me to be banned though. Or threaten to beat me up. That would guarantee entry!

Cliffe, you have just saved 5 minutes of my life, was about to post on the top something very similar. Cheers, can go and refil by beer glass now. Just one added point is; Fanny you do yourself so much injustice by the way you phrase things. Example, you would say "Davenport is rubbish doesnt deserve to play for us, lets get rid of him." I would say "hes a club man, gives 100% for WHUFC, maybe not up to scratch but good for replacement and injuries.", or another example is the cringeworthy reponse a few days ago where you quoted "racist comments" when you could have said it much more dignified. People will warm a lot more to you if you paint the whole picture.

Happy to have obliged Wrighty and have a drink on me Brother! Actually that doesn't sound like a bad idea myself, where's the bottle opener!

Well, its 10pm over here, so just getting myself geared up to watch the game. No doubt will peek to soon and be in bed before kick off....ps the drawer under the sink is where my mrs keep it. Enjoy the game later mate.

Well I might be a devil and make an early start. She's out getting her hair done as we are out tonight so I get to enjoy the game in peace hopefully. Try not to peak too soon its all about pacing yourself, enjoy the game!

Well again, I'm afraid, people were choosing to misread that. If I put the word "wogs" in quotation marks, i am clearly quotng others. If I am saying that I like the idea of an indian owning us because it will challenge racist attitudes, I am clearly not aligning myself with those in our fan base who hold racist views. Yes it was designed to provoke - I wanted the mongrels to strain on their leashes barking their fury. One of them threatened to bite! And not for the first time!

I`m proud to have you stand @ my side Aycliffe with our chests puffed out singing "We Are Westham`s Claret & Blue Army" @ the top of our lungs, even though we`re 2~1 down & it`s pissing down with rain!!! COYBlindedByLoveIrons

That obivously makes me part of this "Klan". Gosh its exciting. Problem is, if i say yawn, maybe that could mean that i have heard the argument before, and maybe just maybe agreed with you. As for the rest of the points you make. Davenport is only a bottom five Premisership player, maybe Championship. BUT he does give 100%, which is indictive of West Ham. He had a broken neck and played before Dyer who broke his leg 6 months before hand. LBM, brilliant player at Fulham, guess Merv the swerve tought him so well at West Ham.... ;) Curbs, now this is an interesting one for me. I always will support any manager that manages West Ham, otherwise you might as well support another team, maybe Sp**s. But hated the way he played football. Did he stabilise the club. Maybe yes, did he walk at the right time, maybe yes, therefore did he do good for the club. Maybe yes. I used to think Green was Englands number one, now i don't, only because he has lost a lot of form, there was a point last season when he was the bext keeper in the Prem, but Englands number one need consistency. Do i shout you down Fanny when you are making points. Only when you are incorrect about the actual knowledge of football. Does this still make me part of the "Klan"? I ask you?

Hop in Wrighty, there is plenty of room on board, all you need is a little blind faith & a lot of love!!! COYLoveIsBlindIrons

I think i might join you there Pete, thanks mate.

I don't decide on the membership, the Klan does. I think you may be excommunicated because you have dared to voice some criticism here and, as a forum states on here, the Klan must get behind the team and the players and not attack its own. One of the Grand Wizards has spoken and the German branch has saluted! The crossed hammers are burning! The claret and blue hoods have been donned like a racehorse's blinkers! Disgaree at you peril! If you're not in the Klan, you must be a Spud!

You got me all excited about being a member and now you go and dash it for me.....I think you are an inner member trying to get rid of me.