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New member.Submitted by elmo on 11 October, 2008 - 20:22.
Hello fellow West Ham fans,
Just to say im new to the internet,and this site,and would like to introduce myself.My name is ELMO (not real name)im 51 yrs old and supported west ham since i was 6.
Had a heart attack last year,and just started going back to watch the boys,(nearly gave me another bugger against bolton),and it would be great to get to know a few of yer!
BE LUCKY
ELMO.
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Welcome to the site, it
Welcome to the site, it won't take you long to get known, and spot the people that do less work during the day than me (Which I didn't think was possible) Good luck pal COYI
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Hello Phil,thanks for taking the time to welcome me,the crowd on here seem to have a lot of fun,giving out a bit of stick and i'm up for all the banter.
Respect and regards to you and your family mate!.... "BE LUCKY" (ELMO)
Welcome, dodgy moniker though mate, Salty's already got us muddled up. Once you've been here for a while and finished your apprenticeship your L plate will be removed and you too will become an alter ego. Be lucky....or at least be thick skinned.
Hello mate,thanks for the welcome,and by the way,your moniker is as dodgy as mine!! I look forward to all the banter with you mate,but being the new boy,i'll bide my time and give it back with intrest!!,Respect and Regards to you and your family mate.....(ELMO)
Welcome aboard elmo.this is a great site makes me laugh with all the comments.be lucky mate hope ya ok.come on you irons
Hello mate,thanks for the welcome.You are right,it's a fantastic site and when i get to know you all better,i'll know which ones i can wind up(including you).It is a good laugh reading the comments and i look forward to the banter with you.Respect and Regards to you and your family mate..."BE LUCKY" (ELMO)
Welcome, Elmo! You'll love it here! I cannot live without this forum! All the best! COYI!!!! Flying The Flag Where Others Fear To Tread
Hello mate,thanks for getting in touch.I know what you mean,it's addictive!I've only been a member for less than a day but feel part of a big family.
Regards and Respect to your family and "BE LUCKY"....(ELMO)
Haha, cheers. We're in for a good season this year, don't you think? What's your opinion about what's going on at the club? Flying The Flag Where Others Fear To Tread
hello mate,hopefully we will have a good season,despite whats going on behind the scenes.I believe BG will sell and those middle east boys will buy us!
"BE LUCKY"
Heya Elmo. Here's to many years of banter! Good to see ya! Phippsy
Hello Phippsy mate,nice of you to welcome me.Sorry didn't get back earlier but been out for a meal.Yeah,im looking forward to getting involved with the banter flying around.There is some right nutters on here,and iv'e been contacted by a few now,but they are all great really.Regards to your family mate and "BE LUCKY"....ELMO!
Welcome aboard Elmo, looking forward to having plenty of banter with you over the season.
Hello Mate,thanks for getting in touch,i feel part of the family already!! I'm also looking forward to the banter as well,as you've got to have a laugh & joke ain't yer. "BE LUCKY" (Colin)
Hello JACK,thanks mate,are you as mad as the rest of the crowd on here? I love the way everyone gets involved in all the banter.(BRILLIANT!!!)BE LUCKY
I don't understand some of the big sophisticated words they all use because I'm only 14 but it's a great laugh on here talking with fellow Hammers about the club we love. A bit of advice: Make sure your grammar and spelling is correct because Fanno is always looking to correct people on their spelling mistakes! Just don't talk to him really! *I'm only messing Fanno!*
Welcome elmo.I don't think supporting West Ham can be good for your old ticker,do you mate?!
Hello hammerhead.You are right there mate,maybe their shirts should carry a goverment health warning on them."BE LUCKY"
Hi Elmo, welcome to the fun and games. You need a thick skin on here at times but usually only when you upset those with thick heads! If they accuse you of being me, don't worry, they are just confusing you with Emo. One question, are you a red glove puppet?
Hello Mate,no im not a glove puppet,i got the name from the bloke behind the bar in a tv show called BRUSH STROKES,many moons ago.I look forward to the banter with you mate!
"BE LUCKY" ELMO (COLIN)
No,im a plumber mate,but my neighbour is and we call him JACKO after Karl Howman in the same programme,and the bloke next to him we call BIMBO,because he looks like a tart.You can only guess what its like living round these parts.
It`s the same where I live, although I don`t really get involved with the neighbours, I just keep me caravan clean, keep me horses out of the neigh~bours plot, & keep me self to me self, COYCrazyIrons
LOL You have a memory like an elephant, never mind a horse! You could only have been five when they showed the last series!
When I think of the one where they made out the dad was dead to claim on the insurance. . . It F`Kin Kills me. . . When he has the dummies head on a pole banging on the upstairs window!!! Classic British comedy
*Geek Alert* I have around 1500ish, best film I`ve seen of late, Apocolypto, One of me fav films of all time, Kingdom Of Heaven
Yeah. It is the only film that features in the top 10 for both women and men! So many great scenes but the best has to be the "interrogation" scene. "So your great great great grandmother was f8cked by an eggplant". And when she brings that corkscrew down on his foot! Wow!
LOL, You`re right, It`s stuck!!! Sorry Elmo, but know this. . . all we have on here is our imagination & words, so be careful what pictures you paint with the word you use, because my imagination is very limited!!! ;)
You see, he's got you painting pictures now because he thinks you're a decorator! Bloody hell, those guys who did the ceiling in the Sistine Chapel must have put in some overtime!
How many of the other members have their own website. . . Elmo Does!!! http://pbskids.org/sesame/elmosworld/index.html Spot On Elmo, you`ve always been a hero to me & others
Today's show is brought to you by the letters W and H and by the number 3. Perhaps we could match other posters up to Sesame Street characters. Davefking sure as hell aint Big Bird! But I'mthedaddy sure as hell is the one who lives in the dustbin! If I'm Bert, you're Ernie!
Bert & Ernie were me Favourites, you & Martillo are the two grumpy old men!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *Sorry*
Bert and Ernie were my favourites too! But Bert was always doom and gloom and ernie was always so optimistic! I think we match the characters brilliantly! Davefking and Del are the two grumpy old men - but they were on the Muppets, not SS! Hang on SS, now Irons fits in!!!!!
Welcome Elmo,I hope your ticker is in good order now?Just a bit of advice,don't lock horns with Fanno or you may end up with the odd murmur!
Hello Mate,thanks for replying,i will take your advice for now,but being west ham through and through,i doubt i will keep quiet for long!!And thanks for asking about the old ticker,the docs looked after me well."BE LUCKY" ELMO (COLIN)
Go for it from the off, you know what they say, if you are going to jump in, do it at he deep end! Just remember, it is all banter!
Hello Mate, I`m Pete, It get`s a bit heated in here some times, when it does I just hang on for the ride!!! I only do the away games, our travelling fans are second to none, Anyway, I hope you enjoy it in here, C`Mon You Irons!!! IRONS IRONS IRONS
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