My Bad Day - I Got Into a Fight

Submitted by Saltbush Bill on 21 November, 2008 - 03:07.
I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work. I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day. The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it...., he was a dwarf. He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said 'I'm NOT f*#%ing happy!' This baffled me somewhat, so I said 'Well, which f*#%ing one are you then?' That’s when the fight started......
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Submitted by hammersfanno1 on 22 November, 2008 - 01:41.
What was davefking doing in Oz?
Submitted by middleeasternhammer on 21 November, 2008 - 18:12.
I saw this on another website. 0.o
Submitted by old skool pete on 21 November, 2008 - 18:32.
there is a saying that the old ones are the best ones MEH, & this joke is as old as the hills my son!!! COYAllThatGlittersIsNotGoldIrons
Submitted by middleeasternhammer on 21 November, 2008 - 18:36.
I totally agree with you on that, Pete. Haha, that one kept me laughing for a while. Jokes these days aren't so good anymore :(
Submitted by PhilTheTinkler on 21 November, 2008 - 17:51.
haha classic. Why don't you pick on someone your own size COYI
Submitted by middleeasternhammer on 21 November, 2008 - 06:27.
Hahaha, awesome comeback, Saltbush Bill! I hope you're feeling alright now, and that everything is okay. When we Hammer Sunderland 5-0 on Sunday, you'll feel alright! COYI
Submitted by WrightyShanghai on 21 November, 2008 - 03:24.
Did you take a beating from Bashful or Grumpy? How does this story continue? ;)
Submitted by Saltbush Bill on 21 November, 2008 - 05:47.
It’s a long (or should it be short) story Wrighty. I’ll tell you one balmy evening while putting the feet up in the front garden of O’Malley’s.
Submitted by old skool pete on 21 November, 2008 - 18:33.
Oh you go too far Salty BB`s. . . :/
Submitted by WrightyShanghai on 21 November, 2008 - 06:33.
Sounds like a plan. Only problem is i dont get into O Malleys much, now that i am based in Beijing and Manila. When was the last time you were over this way?
Submitted by Saltbush Bill on 22 November, 2008 - 01:26.
Oh that’s a shame Wrighty. Last visit was in August last year and though I don’t have an immediate plan to return I’m sure I will one day - I’ll have to get my shengjian mantou (shengji) fix sooner or later.