Dear Arsenal

We at West Ham are so sorry to hear about your worst winless run since 1977 so we will do all that we can to make sure that ends on Monday evening...to help you out we promise not to worry your fragile defence with any kind of penetrating runs we will constantly play the square pass and slow the tempo down so nobody gets out of breath...we will try and get Roberto back in goal for you but sadly Martin will have to play as he is a gift from the manager to our fans as he wants to keep on there good side!! All in all we wish you all the best in this time of giving and at West Ham we love nothing more than giving goals away so enjoy yourselves on Monday and we hope the smiles we give your fans will make you think of us fondly as we slip into the relegation zone because its not just this time of the year that we at West Ham believe in Giving.

All the best now

EL Pel& Players

Dicks is the man's picture

you can just see it can't you. Arsenal an utter shambles but we will hand them an easy 4-0 win and the headlines will be how great Ljungberg is turning them around blah blah blah. players who haven't set foot in the opposition half all season, let alone scored will be banging the goals in for them, and that utterly rubbish defence will come out with a shiny clean sheet and looking like George Graham's defence.

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

just Spudz revisited, they also had a new manager and on the back of really bad form. Arse will be delighted to have us next :o(

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

just Spudz revisited, they also had a new manager and on the back of really bad form. Arse will be delighted to have us next :o(

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

just Spudz revisited, they also had a new manager and on the back of really bad form. Arse will be delighted to have us next :o(

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Everton were on a terrible run,beat us...spuds were on a terrible run beat us,Arse up next cant see it being any different

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

No idea how that happened... I had even been drinking at that point... I am now :o)

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Burkie111's picture

Thats a very west ham way of lookin at the situation bike, with a bit of humour ,i got to say i haven't been this worried in ages at least the other times we went south 2003 + 2011 there was a bit of fight ,it looks like this time they will go tits up without even thinking

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the arsenal game is our game of the season if Southampton win and Aston villa draw on Sunday we are in the bottom 3 and if we loose i cant see us getting out of it, with the current set up of the team i am very worried .Local derbies next season against Charlton and our friends at Millwall any body ??????????

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Dicks is the man's picture

f***!

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Burkie111's picture

In a half empty 60 thousand seat stadium

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moore2come's picture

Good one Bike. Used to just be the christmas card message, now it's a year long season of giving!

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Dicks is the man's picture

Yup, spot on. Anyone on a bad run just come to our place. Ffs even pepe scored.

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moore 6 legend's picture

Our ground announcer at the end of the game said merry xmas arsenal fans don't forget ya party bags on the way out.

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