Bog Rolls!!

OK, as we come to the end of yet another 2 week International break. It's been bugging me for a while now.

Theres something missing in football. No, it's not the fans and it's not as a result of lockdown either although come February/March people might associate the two.

Where have all the bog rolls gone? You just don't see them anymore on the pitch. I remember Gary Sprake in the 70's with an avalanche of them behind his goal. In fact part of being a good keeper back then, was the ability to get them off the pitch. I can remember people taking corners and hoards of them being lobbed from the terraces.

Yes my mind does work in weird ways, don't even get me on the subject of white dog shit! You don't see that anymore either...................................Taxi!!

You dont get white dogshit anymore,apart from a few responsible dog owners theres a lot more who dont bag up!! Round my way you have to play hopscotch whenever out for a walk....
Also regarding the lack of bog rolls thrown on the pitch,didnt it stop when the crowd starting singing "you're Shittaahh!!" when the goalie ran up for a kick??

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andycarrollstyle's picture

Just reminded me - remember there was a player called Danny Shittu - unfortunate name. Played for Milwall too

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boogerscaravan's picture

Ha Ha well he would ACS wouldn't he.......love it!

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Toilet rolls and white dog shit,good old 1970s,great days......theres plenty of shit left about round here,non white,its these crafty bastards that pick up the shit in a bag,then lob it when no ones looking,that gets me.

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In the bushes you see loads of bags of shite,they've done the hard bit but lob em instead of putting em in the bin....baffling! The worse thing about the darker mornings & nights is when you tread in it!!

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Dartford Bhoy's picture

with you both... what sort of muppet does that!

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Theres lots that do it Dartford,it just shows the kind of society we have,in front of others do the right thing,then behind your back they do the other,untrustworthy people mate,the sort that would stab you in the back..........Back to the 70s,just been watching Big Match Revisited on ITV 4,saw the fans with green parkers on with rabbit fur round the hood,i had one of them.

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Everyone used to do the zip right up right to the end,great in the winter!

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boogerscaravan's picture

Yes campers always bag yer turd and take it home even really big chods!!!

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I've seen lots of plastic bags hanging off the branches of trees in my local park some about 25-35 foot up ? and the council have even put poo bins around still while its hanging in the trees is not traveling up your jeans when you make a sliding tackle :-)

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Its disgusting,i have a dog,and always clear up,always got bags on me,i remember at Upton Park once,i still had a pocket full on me.....empty bags that is lol.

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Always bag up that's why it annoys me.

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boogerscaravan's picture

I have a Staffordshire Bull Terrier and an English Bull Terrier they shit for England, I never leave home without my sack. It always comes home bulging..

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Lol Boogers!!!! I have an English Bull Terrier aswell,and he is a real shit machine,hes windy aswell lol.

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Had a staffie for 16 years,passed away about 3 years ago we were gutted....got a great replacement though,german shepherd ( rescued dog) nervous as hell when we first got her,though didnt take long to get over that...shes good as gold!! Eats a fair bit of grass though & her ponys are like Portuguese men of war!!;)

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Bless her,good on yer 65,taking a rescue,theres alot out there that need homes.

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Lovely to see the change in rescue dogs once they're given a loving home

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