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We are the 19th richest club in the world!

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Submitted by Bullyhammer on Thu, 04/06/2015 - 10:03

According to the recently published Forbes list:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forbes'_list_of_the_most_valuable_football_clubs

I guess that means we should be employing the 19th best manager in the world -- whomever that is! :-) Note that Olympic Marseilles and Sevilla aren't even on the list. And that Napoli are just above us, but they have a stadium that is falling apart.

Makes for interesting reading, especially the debt as a percentage of value, I'm not sure if those figures are accurate...

After moving into the OS I image our income should rise a fair bit, hopefully going past a certain North London club in a few years!

old as the hills moore, good though , i like the short and sweet ones myself ,

doctor's doing his rounds goes up to a guy and says " ive got some bad news and some good news " bloke looks at him still dreary from the op " well, whats the bad news "
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doctor " we've amputated the wrong leg "
patient "oh for fuck sake , whats the bleeid good news then "
doctor " the bad one's getting better "
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LOL..... I went to see the nurse this morning for my annual check-up.
She said I had to stop w**king.
When I asked why she said, "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

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women goes to the doctors

"doctor ive got a terrible problem ,when me and my boyfriend get fruity and he starts to drop the hand i cant stop farting , talk about a mood killer , its driving me mad , can you do anything doctor?"
doctor " ok young lady take off all your clothes and jump up on the couch and i'll take a look "
so she strips naked and lays down ,the doctor goes to touch her in her special place and she drops one , a bloody loud fart ,
doctor " bloody hell ive never come across this problem before ", he goes to touch her again and the same thing happens , a great big horrible fart .
doctor " just stay there for a mo ,i wont be a second " , with that he leaves the room and returns a minuet later with a long pole with a hook on the end ,
young lady " bloody hell what in the name of Jesus are you going to do with that thing "
doctor " im going to open a couple of windows it fukin stinks in here "
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Two men are playing football in a public park when suddenly a crazed rottweiler dives out of a bush and launches itself at one of the men and begins to viciously savage him.

Reacting quickly, the other man pulls a plank of wood out of an old fence and forces it into the dog's coller and twists it, breaking the dog's neck and killing it instantly.

Paramedics arrive and take his friend away for medical attention, and a man approaches the hero with a notepad and pen. He says, "I am reporter and I would like to write an article about your heroic deed!"
The hero agrees and the reporter writes a title for his article:

"West ham fan saves friend from vicious attack!"

The man reads this and says, "I'm not a West ham fan."

The reporter apologises and writes, "England fan saves friend from crazed animal!"

The man reads this and says, "I'm not a England fan."

The reporter apologises again and asks what football team he supports.

The man replies, "Liverpool."

The reporter nods and quickly writes, "SCOUSE BASTARD MURDERS FAMILY PET!"

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