Look Behind You, It's Dimitri Payet! Oh No It Isn't, Oh Yes It Is!
It is neither Christmas, nor the Pantomime season, but that doesn't stop a good West Ham story does it? Dimitri Payet has been linked with a move to the club for the past couple of weeks, it had been reported that West Ham had lodged an improved offer for the Marseille midfielder, having had an initial £7.5 Million offer turned down, (where do people get these figures?).